FROM THE DESK OF Kingsley Kingston

Matt,

We’re still out of milk. I’m out right now, scouting out some bars for the band’s next gig. Since when is everything so commercialized? I haven’t seen a dive in ages. We really should move somewhere more…hip, crappy, shameful?

Its just an idea.

And please don’t use my typewriter for a musical instrument, you’re a musician, you should know better.

Anyways, let me know if a random girl shows up at the doorstep, and don’t try to show her your action figure collection in your room, we all know what you’re really up to, Matt, I’m on to you. We’re on to you. Me, and Jesus.

Eh, that threat only works if you’re high, so let’s hope you are, I know how much dieties frighten you.

Whatever.

- Kingsley