“First visit to Vegas and you already manage to lose half of your savings and college fund.”

“That i did but it was all worth it i met a girl who was in the same things i am.”

“How is losing your money and then meeting a girl all worth it.”

“Well if you must know, when the night got dull she brought me to this bar we drank till i was tank. We were so lucky we were able to get back to her place. And then we got freaky.”

“But the weirdest thing is she doesn’t shave as often as she should. I was coughing up fur balls all threw the mourning just by playing some four play with her.”

“She was hairy do you think that wasn’t strange or anything.”

“I cant say it was i did some hairy chicks before.”

“But to think about it the weirdest part is when i awoken from that night my ass was throbbing with a sharp pain. I must’ve fallen on something hard.”

“Yeah hard. You nailed that one.”

“What do you mean.”

“Lets just say you where man handle for the first time in your life.”