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Pies are serious business

“What would this man want?”, I wondered.I was about to enter my car when he suddenly said “Okay miss, you’re leaving me no other choice. Hand over the Pie or I’ll pop 2 bullets in your fancy jacket.” He put his hand in his pocket, drew a gun and pointed it at me.
I was nailed to the ground and startled.”Ok-kay, t-take it then if you want it so badly but just leave me alone!” I tried giving him the pie but I fell over and threw the pie away. “Nooo , you fool! ” the man yelled at me. He jumped with his arms stretched forwards and I made use of the situation to get in my car. I trembled and couldn’t keep my grasp on my keys but eventually I could start the car and drove off. The last thing I saw of him , was him holding the pie with a fiendish smile.
After some time I cooled down and just went after another pie.
Back at home I turned on the radio while slicing the pie. Suddenly I hear a cracking voice talking about a bomb explosion in a shop. The shop was 1 block away from the bakery.

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