TA DA ! It’s a Vertically Challenged Challenge! Okay, first it does not mean that this is a short challenge. My challenge is for YOU , yes, you, to make a ficlet concerning:

_cows
bubble baths
_{peanut butter}
mouse pads
~underwear

You heard me right, CONCERNING . So no just slapping underwear into a random sentence. It has to fit in with the story.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Oh, by the way, the deadline is March 31, so get writing!