“Can you please share your flag with the class?”

Oh God.

“But its not big enough!”

-“Oh well.”

“Um well it has a union jack, ..and a whale.”

And, indeed it did. A great big rather demented whale that I had found on the internet.

Well, you have to admit, it had been rather hilarious at the time.

Everyone stared at me like a had swallowed a live frog or something.

Now, dont get me wrong, I love to eat, but this was a bit concerning.