That was awesome, downright awesome. Hilarious idea, based on a funny picture, and then carried out with total commitment to the idea. And I took another crack and awesomeness, hopefully it’s better than my haiku, which was, as you put it, weak.
LoA

It has to be, right? I love the idea of cat-based processing. Is it easily distracted?

Nice. Cat. Tuna. Highly amusing.
LoA

thebetweenspace: it’s a bit like quantum processing, only with a cat instead of a Schroedinger.
The cat gets distracted all around the spectrum, until one of those parallel distractions comes up with an answer long enough before it gets distracted by tuna or thoughts about it. We already got half life of distraction to 0.5 seconds, which is good enough for short outputs [e.g. “meow”], but is not yet practical for real [or even unreal] life applications.