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Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

“Court is now in session. The honorable Grand Marshall of Awesomeness presiding,” the bailiff, Twerpette of Awesomeness called for order.

The prosecutor, The Awestruck Ambassador of Awesomness and others assembled rose, he spoke, “Your honor, we the state accuse the evil Wizard of Awesomeness, a fellow member of the League of Awesomeness, of failure to be awesome on this day of awesomeness.

“How do you plea?”, asked the judge.

“Not guilty your honor,” replied the evil Wizard LoA.

His lawyer beside him, the Diva of Awesomess whispered something to him. He shook his head no.

“Call your first witness”, the judge said.

Walking to the stand, The Director of the Bureau of Investigations ( of Particularly Awesome Phenomena), took the oath, and sat.

“You have proof that the General failed to be awesome?”, the prosecutor asked.

“Yes, this document.”

“Objection”, Diva said, ” I haven’t seen this document.”

Called to the bench the lawyers battled it out. The document was admitted into evidence. Exhibit A.

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