The Princess of Awesomeness, taking Sir THX ’s sword, tapped the kneeling (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey, on both shoulders and said, “I dub thee Sir Wizard.â€?
“Awesome,â€? said Sir THX .
“I’ve always wanted a Knighthood, M’lady,â€? said Sir Wizard Kermitgorf. “Sorry about the shooting and all, didn’t realize you were the Princess and the Legendary Sir ThX of Ohio, I mean you’re my idol, your legend is well legendary.â€?
“Awesome,â€? replied a humbled Sir THX of Ohio.
“We must take leave of thee Sir Wizard Kermitgorf, we’re passing this way to bring word to the King of Awesome Land, word of the feared Yugdabloof and his merry less band of trolls approach to Awesome Castle, we bid you farewell and make haste to yonder castle of my father, the King.â€?
The Princess sure is long winded the newly knighted Sir Wizard Kermitgorf thought. “Might I be of some assistance M’Lady? I possess powers of wizardry after all.â€?
“Yes, I believe we can make use of your services,â€? replied the Princess.
“Awesome,â€? said Sir THX .