I’m a Whore- Because you don’t know me enough to come up with a better comeback that actually describes me.

I’m Fat- Because I actually eat my food and don’t throw it up after ward and become as skinny as a friken stick like you.

I’m a Geek- Because I’m in book club.

I’m a Band Nerd- Because I’m in Band and actually enjoy it.

I’m a Tree Hugger- Because unlike you I care about the world we live in.

I’m a Whimp- Because I don’t fight everybody that ticks me off.

I’m Annoying- Because I like to goof off and express myself… and have more fun than smoking or having sex like you.

I’m a label- Just like everybody else.