“Super Dan, Operations Man, calls this meeting to order!”

“Does he have to shout all the time?” Cindy (aka Promo Queen) whispered to Kevin.

“It’s a side-effect of his superpower, along with referring to himself in third person,” Sidekick Boy replied.

I told you, I’m The Kevin-ator!

Sorry.

Apology accepted.

Jenna (aka Logo Lass) looked at Kevin. “What is his superpower, anyway?”

“Uh, well… It’s… He… Uh… It’s complicated.”

That’s the best cover you can give me? “It’s complicated”?

I’ll do better next time. I promise.

Jason (aka The Front End Wizard) and Ari (aka Interface)...

Hey! Why does Ari get a cool superhero name and we…

Whose story is this?

Right, right. Sorry

I’ll fix it in a sequel. Deal?

Deal.

F.E.W. and Interface looked at Sidekick Boy

I SAID SORRY !

All right. That was petty. Crossed out.

Everyone looked at the Kevin-ator. “Who are you talking to?”

“The Narrator.”

“Meeting adjourned!”

What…

Next time, don’t interrupt so much…