Ficlets

Fast Times at Ficlet High

Mike: Hey, Rat – you gotta ace that gold chain. We’re headed to the SxSW Web awards, not the LL Cool J concert.

Mark Ratner: That’s cool. I can bring my boom box though, right? You know – I can’t live without my radio.

Mike: Are you kidding? Spicoli won the lottery again and hired Van Halen to play at the end of the awards. Kevin Lawver’s gonna die his hair blue, Jump up on stage and sing Hot for Teacher.

Mark Ratner: Get out – you think he’ll really do it?

Mike: Aw beat It, Rat. Sure – he’ll do it – Time After Time, man – and he may even get Physical with the ladies.

Spicoli: Dudes, what’s up? Is this U.S. History? You two seen Jack and Diane anywhere?

Mark Ratner: Yeah, they’ve been Right Here Waiting for you. They’re over there with Mickey & Roxanne.

[Spicoli walks away]

Spicoli: Those guys are fags. I guess that’s just The Way it is. O.K., dudes – the Tide is High. Man, there’s Always Something There to Remind Me about surfing. Keep the Faith, dudes.

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