DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES , THIS EPISODE OF FICLETS HAS BEEN CANCELLED .

No! No, no, no! What about my new superhero name?!

IN IT ’S PLACE , WE PRESENT A ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF
AS THE DAYS OF ALL MY CHILDREN ’S LIVES TURN

WHAT ?!

“Jimmy, I… I love you.”

No, she doesn’t, Jimmy! Run while you can!

“But, Jessica, I must know…”

Don’t ask her, dude!

“Is Eric my son?”

Man, I warned you!

“Oh, Jimmy… No. I cannot lie to you. Eric’s father is…”

^{insert dramatic music here}

It’s your brother, Todd’s!

“Richard.”

Richard? What the… Hold on…

“Richard?! No!”

“Or Frederick’s.”

Fred. No, wait. Wasn’t he…

“Or Bobby’s.”

Wait… I wrote that script! What in God’s name…

“Or…”

Okay, stop!

“What? What?! I’m trying to talk to my fiance!”

“Jessica, who are you talking to?”

“That guy from FICLETS You know. Uh…”

The Kevin-ator!

“Sidekick Boy!”

THAT ’S IT! I’ve had enough! Narrator, you’re toast!

EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES . PLEASE STAND BY .