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Sexual Harrasement or Not

“You are not my type for the hundredth time Mort.”

“Why not?”

” I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings!”

“You want hurt my feelings, after all I have been trying to take you out for 3 years.”

“Yes, and everytime you get the same response.”

“So, then what will it take to get you to stop, I am annoyed by all of this?”

“One date, and I will leave you alone.”

“No,No,No!”

“You are so mean!”

“Thats the point, you should have gotten it 3 miles down the road.”

“So, what will it take for me to get you to change your mind?”

“You keep this up, and you want have a mind.”

“This is hard work, I should get paid for asking you on a date.”

“You should, becaues by now you would be a rich man,”

“I want to take you out!”

“Ok, you have pushed me far enough with this I am going to the boss.”

“What for she went out with me last week.”

“Then I am going to HR and report you for sexual Harrassement.”

“Ok, I want ask any more you should have said that in the first place.”

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