King Rudulf was in a duel to the death with Sir Harry of Potter, their swords were swinging at each other at a fevered pitch.

King Rudolf yelled, ” die you mongrel beast, die I sayeth.”

“Backeth you foul .. um… dog,” stammered Sir Harry of Potter.

King Rudulf ran his sword through Sir Harry of Potter’s armor.

“Arrgh, “cried Sir Harry of Potter, “I am slaineth.”
And died.

King rudulf gathered his knights of the square table to him and began a speech, “this day shall be remembered throughout all of history as the day that I, King Rudulf had defeatethed the dispicable mangey, bloody varment. known as Sir Harry of Potter.”

The Knights of the square table cheered as one.

Whiles their backs were turned, listening to their fearless leaders lenghthly speech, Sir Harry of Potter, flung his sword at King Rudulf’s armored helmet, causing the King to scream out, “What the duece.”
and died.