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WHOAS MEEE

WHY IS IT THAT JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUVE GOT IT FIGURED OUT , SOMETHING HAPPENS TO FUCK YOU UP ?
A PRIME EXAMPLE ; JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS TAKING ON THE WICKED WEED -WHACKER THAT I SEEM TO POSESS , OR ITS POSESSED , ANYWAY, NEVER DID I THINK THAT TO REFILL THE STUPID CABLE STUFF , YOU WOULD NEED A MASTERS IN PHYSICS AND YOGA . IM A COLLEGE GRAD WITH A BACHELORS IN GEOLOGICAL SCIENCES . IM NO EINSTEIN , BUT NOT A TOTAL LAME EITHER ! IT TOOK ME A BETTER PART OF AN HOUR ,THEN JUST AS I GET THE LAST OF IT , BAM!!!! IT UNRAVELS LIKE IN AN EXPLOSION OF PLASTIC STRING EVERYWHERE .

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