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Crank Dat Soulja Boy!

YOU !
Soulja boy I tell ‘em
Hey I got a new dance fo y’all called the Soulja Boy
YOU !
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Aww Yeah!

“Sure you can!”Karissa cried over the music.”Anyone can Soulja Boy!”
“No,I don’t know how!”Matt yelled.
“Nonsense! I’ll teach you!”Karissa brought Matt through all the steps, he was soon Soulja Boyin’ like a pro.
Jordan came up to the two of them. “Hey, Matt! Who’s this?”
“This is Karissa.” Matt said. “Karissa this is Jordan.”
Great, here comes the part when she abandons me.
“Delighted to meet you!” Karissa said dramatically, continuing to Soulja Boy. It was such a funny sight that Jordan and Matt both burst out laughing.
“The pleasure is all mine, m’lady.” Jordan said back just as dramatically. Karissa laughed.
“Now, all people without dance partners please leave the floor. It’s time for the couples competition!” the announcer cried.
“Come on, Matt! See you later Jordan!” Karissa dragged him away.
Jordan looked awful smug.
No.

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