I try to sleep comfortably, but the humans always demand something from me. Maybe their fickle minds do not comprehend that I am a cat, a four legged creature, with no opposable thumbs that is unable to conduct normal human commands. But as I lay here, in all my glory, thought still flow through my head. I am not as dumb as most humans think, rather I am a genius in my own world. I know things, I can do things, but I would rather lie submissively on the carpet and pretend I am incapable.