Later
Kmartluvr: I’m online!!

Wishiwsbrnin1916: Yeah you are but didn’t you say you weren’t gonna be.

Kmartluvr: Yeah i did but i couldn’t stand going through the entire night without talking to you.

Wishiwsbrnin1916: awwww that’s so cute. I’m really happy you came online. So how was the movie?

Kmartluvr: Didn’t watch it

Wishiwsbrnin1916:Why not?

Kmartluvr: Okay so i rented it, then i put it into the DVD player and i pressed play, right? then i find out that this movie was made in like 1980.

Wishiwsbrnin1916: lol nah it’s 1988

Kmartluvr: Exactly! It’s ancient. You were right, i was like “Noone talks like this anymore and people are way smarter now”

Wishiwsbrnin1916:loool you’re way too cute

Kmartluvr: You’re cuter!

Wishiwsbrnin1916:nooo you’re cuter

Kmartluvr: Yeah i can’t argue with that, i’m pretty darn cute lol

Wishiwsbrnin1916:soo conceited

Kmartluvr: Never! You know you’re way cuter then i am. You have those beautiful blue eyes that i could get lost in.