“Ok Ok, you all know why I called this meeting,” The Geat White Shark said to the assembled variety of sharks swimming about in the ocean.

The hammerhead and tiger shark looked puzzled.
The tourist season is upon us agian. We have a duty to scare the bijebbers out of them, making the mdeia arrive in droves and causing the masses to rent Jaws I, II,II, IV,V,VI,VII etc. I mean isn’t that what Speilberg is paying us to do? Now get out there and scare some tourist!!!,” the Great white shouted.

The sharks scattered. Screams were heard on the beach and in the water, surfers fell off their boards and the
Ca Ching sound of Speilbergs’ bank account was also heard.