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White and Nerdy

They see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
White and nerdy
, the Weird al song played on my ipod.

Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

Really, really white and nerdy, maybe mowing the lawn I would get a tan.

I danced around my front lawn, the neighbors laughing,i didn’t care.

I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon they see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I’m
White and nerdy

When I shovel the snow , so white and nerdy I can’t be seen.

I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy.

I’m nerdy in the extreme Im Whiter than sour cream I was in A/V club and glee club and even the chess team.

I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

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