Sparky and Earl.
At the beginning of time, there was a caveman. His name was Sparky. Now this caveman was a very peculiar fellow, as he was always bored, so he was always imagining these crazy things that happened, but hadn’t really happened.
You see, Sparky had a friend named Earl who was very clever. He came up with all sorts of words, and then Sparky would use these words to make up stories. However, everyone else in the cave thought that they were both mad, because they didn’t live by the common rules of cavemanness. So the rest of the caveman tribe kicked them out and told them never to come back here again.
While Sparky and Earl were pondering how they were going to live now that they were in exile, Sparky wrote a story.