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Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

Oh dear, silly Sir Gavin! Unfortunately our friend has made a fatal mistake, and he needs to find help quickly.
Abella is pacing around frantically. “We need to get to a hospital!”
“We need something faster than horses,” states Sir Damien.
“Or a llama,” adds Sir Sebastian.
Aurora jumps up. “A hovercraft!”
Quinn smacks her on the head. “We don’t have a hovercraft!...Do we?”
“Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja.”
Sir Damien pushes the Croatian man on the ground. “Shut up you silly Croatian!” he says. “I’ve had enough of you!”
“┼Żao mi je!”
“Sir Damien, there’s no need for violence!” shouts Abella.
“Well he’s getting on my last nerve!”
” Volim te, Sir D.”
“QUIET!”
All of them stare at Aurora, the quiet one.
“DID YOU ALREADY FORGET ABOUT OUR CURRENT CRISIS !? SIR GAVIN ’S ABOUT TO KICK THE BUCKET !”
After a few moments of silence Sir Sebastian speaks. “How’s he gonna kick a bucket? He’s almost dead.”
But what’s this? Why it’s a hovercraft in the sky! What a coincidence. Perhaps Sir Gavin will make it after all.

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