Alternate Ending to A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

The Mask is escaping out the window and is running across the frozen wasteland while Tom Sawyer is supporting the head of a dying Alan Quatermain.

“Please don’t die! Please!”

“Stop worrying about me and shoot the man, damnit!”

“Oh, right, i should do that!”

“You think?”

So Tom Sawyer picks up a random gun that just happens to be lying there and takes aim about to shoot the longest shot he has ever taken. He points the gun, pulls the trigger, and misses. But, fortunately, a giant sea lion takes that moment to burst out of the ice and eat a random human. Yah!

“Nice Miss.”

“you’re alive!

“Yeah i was faking, i just wanted to see if you could shoot him.”


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