“What are you doing?” asked Dillan as he put another spoonful of delicious Honey Cheerios into his mouth.

Toby put down his Black & Decker™ Multi-purpose Drill and shrugged, the cloth of his Calvin Klein™ shirt hardly crinkling as seen under the B&Q halogen lamp.

“Come on,” smiled Dillan, the corners of his mouth still slightly whitened after having brushed his teeth with new Colgate All-Whitening Toothpaste that morning. “You’ve got something in mind, haven’t you?”

“I haven’t,” said Toby, removing his Ray-Ban™ sunglasses and sitting down on the fabulous Ikea™ kitchen stool. He unwrapped a Kelloggs Nutri-Grain™ breakfast bar and taking a bite. It was strawberry, the finest of berries. “And before you say anything…”

“Look,” Dillan interrupted, raising his hands, the light glinting off of his Swatch™ brand wrist watch. “Leave him be. Drilling a hole in his face isn’t going to solve the problem.”

“No,” said Toby as he took another bite of the delicious breakfast bar, “But it’ll feel so good.“