Reminds me of an episode of MA*SH, when Father Mulcahey was preaching about the evils of drinking after Klinger gives him a slug of whiskey (the Father not knowing what it was, of course) to calm his nerves. :D
Nice one!
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certainly wasn’t boring like sober sermons eh lol.
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Haha, best entry in this challenge so far! I love how there’s an outrageous story hidden behind the one sentence. Well done!

hahahhahahahahaahah!
this was great.
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A drunken priest speaks a sober God.

gotta’ love hypocrisy.

Well the phrase drunken pastor seems more realistic to me now.

I like the feeling of humor, mystery, and a puzzle behind this. It’s really good.