What was it? It was tiny! So much smaller than me! Weird… I’m usually the small one around. Wait, imagine how small it would be compared to Mommy!!

It was strange, alluring. I just had to smell it. I mean, what would you have done? I didn’t think I had gotten that close…

But now I have this gooey stuff all over my nose.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Relax. I didn’t squish it. Oh the horror just thinking about squishing it!

No, it’s smarter than it’s size.

It squirted something on me!