My friend wrote this

50 CENT was listening to TAYLOR HICKS ’ story. ”...AND THATS HOW I BROKE THE TABEL .” Everyone (even ROD STEWART , who is pretty hard to please) started to clap.
All of a sudden, 50 CENT started to feel sick.
“Uh oh…” he complained, “I think I had to many of those PURPLE PANCAKES FERGIE made!”
“I told you not to eat that,” ROD STEWART said. “Why don’t you have some of that FlLORIDIA orange JUICE I bought. It’ll make you feel better.”
50 CENT was getting worried. He didn’t feel so good. He thought he wa s going to barf. ‘The last thing I wanna do is DECORATE the bathroom with this vomit…Well, AT LEAST THEY LIKED THE CAKE I made!’ he thought. Thinking of the cake he ate, he ran into the bathroom and threw up.