Waaahh! Waaahh!

He had seemed to be such a nice, warm human after years of living with a monkey. There had been some very pleasant experiences with him, experiences that had brought her a new type of physical pleasure. But then she had started to gain weight and strange cravings for food that she had never wanted before. Some mornings she had been so sick that she couldn’t get out of bed. Then one morning, her beautiful man was gone and no one could tell her where he might be.

Now, she had a baby and her monkey husband was quite pleased with her now she had given him an heir. She didn’t have to do much more than feed the child for her husband had many relatives who wished to care for the baby and to ensure that it learned proper monkey manners.

It seemed to make a lot of noise but the monkey helpers didn’t mind and would squeal along with it. Though that often ended with many of them scrambling frantically about the climbing bars of the baby’s room.

The baby was slow to climb but it would learn.