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A Banana Has it's Say

Hello, I see you have met my friends Sheen and Miranda.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Burton the Banana, I seem to have lost the other members of my bunch to a creme pie.

I managed to hide under a basket when the chef was distracted by a squealing pear.

It is easier for the little fruits to hide, but I almost squished myself trying to wedge myself under the fridge.

Perhaps if I unpeel myself, and leave my peel on the floor, then when the chef comes back for the rest of us, haha she will fall flat on her fanny and I shall escape.

Here she comes, time to put my plan into action.

I am Burton the Banana. Bye.

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