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A Rolling Cantaloupe

Like Glady’s the Grape said, I too shall try and roll out of this kitchen unseen by the mad pie maker.

O,sorry, I am Claude the Cantaloupe, I am large, so I cannot hide like my other tasty friends.

I too am afraid to end up in a fruit salad. Cut into large chunks.
People tend to enjoy the big chunks of delicious orange colored goodness that is I.

I shall attempt to roll. O,h I see our friend Burton the Banana has set a trap for the chef. I shall roll out the door now that she has fallen and can’t get up

Tata for now, I am Claude the Cantaloupe. Au Revoir

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