I love the last line! Hahaha! That is great!
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I agree, last line was lovely!
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No lemon aid for this lemon, great job!

awesome,so funny

Gives new meaning to, “Going into the light.” ;)

lollll.
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I laughed out loud at the last line! That’s terrific!
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That’s great, but what if the woman never gets up after being attacked by the vengeful melon? Would anyone open the door? I’m worried for Larry. :)