Oh jeez you are pathetic. Or we are.

Why even think like that?

Well, while most teenagers are spending their spring break at the beach, here you are, we are stuck in your, our room again on the computer.

I don’t believe that’s a fair statement. Most of my, our spring break has in fact been spent… around.

Around as in, the house? Oh please, get real.

I am real. It is you who is not.

SO not true, I’m part of you. Which makes me real, which makes me right. Because you, we always like to be right, right?

Now that’s just rude.

You never said you, we were nice either.

Well, I’m saying it now. Nicenicenicenicenice. So ha.

So ha nothing. I swear if I could I’d drag you, us out of your, our room to some fresh air. Good for your, our brain.

Well, good luck trying. See that’s why I’m more important. I have the will power to get out. And you do not. So HA!

Well, did you ever think about it the other way around….Oh got you there. What you think about that?