He’s hot. What’s his name?

He is NOT hot! God, you think everyone you see is hot!

No, not girls, you know I’m straight.

Do you not remember the cruise?

Oh, well, that’s a different sto—

That’s what you always say. PUHLEEZ !

Just because you have a life does NOT mean you’re better!

You have a life! You just decide to live it under a rock watching totally horny videos on youtube.

Okay, you got me there.

At least I actually enjoy having fun. You know, I’m going to London this summer for—

I DON ’T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU ’RE GOING THIS SUMMER ! I’M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK , REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE !

You want to come to London with me?

Huh?!

What’d you think about that?