Once upon a time there was an red suede bag, and it was an ordinary red suede bag. This ordinary red suede bag was on a yellow wood table. It was an ordinary yellow wood table and it had an ordinary red suede bag on it, or at least that’s what it appeared to be.
Now, one day, this ordinary red suede bag, which was on an ordinary yellow wooden table, contained several white important papers. They were several white, important papers. They were several ordinary important papers and they were in the ordinary red suede bag, which was on an ordinary, yellow wooden table, or at least that’s what it appeared to be.