Hilarious, with much of the slap-dash humor that I love so much in the film. You’d make a great screenwriter.
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This is the first time you’re out of character with your story. Count Rugen would not fight Inigo on equal terms. That’s why he ran away in their encounter in the original version…

Oh, you think he’s not going to run? Don’t jump to conclusions. ;-)
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