URL to where I went to learn about carmex: http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/carmex.html

Carmex is like crack. Goes on so smooth and warm. And then it tingles delightfully and smells so spicy. After a few moments of comforting warmth, a cool sensation spreads over your lips like a soothing mist that protects you from the evils of chapped skin and leaves you with a luscious, soft mouth just waiting to be kissed.

I’m Melia. I am Carmex’s slave.

Melia says it all, though I’m not a carmex user. I tend to shy away from potentially addictive things, smoking, drinking, caffeine, and apparently carmex, too.
LoA

I’m speechless. Terribly concerned for our nation’s youth and speechless.

Update: Apparently one of my friends is a Carmex addict.