Dear dumb diary,
(I call you dumb because I dont think writing in one is very manly( Yes dumb diary your newest writter is a boy a boy named sue)(Not like the song!!))
Ah the open road it is truly open and road like. Of course for this meaning to truly kick in you have to well… drive on it. Not a Street or Avenue or Lane and dont even get me started on Freeways! Yes the open road oh boy! I am writing these things in my diary (dumb diary to be exact) because I am officaly 16 thats right the big one six. Not old enough to drink but old enough to get hit by a drunk driver.
Sure my first day by myself I was lucky enough to win a nice yellow ticket on the front of my car( all the other drivers were obviously jelous DUH !) yes i am talking about a parking ticket. I felt the need to clarify because well you are my dumb diary. Well i got to go dumb diary i have a party to drive, yes drive to, and you are not invited!