Wow can you believe that there have benn 28 sequels to a pointless ficlet that I posted that time? And 29 after i post this one. Thank you everyone, even if you only did one seqel, it is quite an honor to have 29 seqels on your crappy story!(LOL) Well, happy ficleting! And here we go!
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I am Eddy the Eggplant! I sit here on the the shelf every day staring at the eggs on the shelf above, but they never even know that I am there. I think it’s time I went up there and talked to them. I know! I will climb up there and say hello. Well, that’s exactly what Eddy did, but when he got up there he was so tired that he fell over. When he fell over he whiped out half of the egg population. Pie lady opens the fridge to get eggs for her pie crust and she sees the eggplant on top of the eggs.) “Frank, did you smash the eggs with the eggplant again?”