I don’t like the green ones. I’m not saying I’m a bigot or anything, I just mean I can’t see bringing a greenie home to meet my parents.

You’re probably judging me, aren’t you? If you would just come down off of your high horse for a minute, you’d probably have to agree with me.

Well, have you ever dated a green girl?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. You’re so idealistic in theory, but when it comes down to it, you stick with your own kind.

Just like me.