Kind of partly stolen from an old Harry Enfield or Fast Show Sketch, but I hadn’t written anything for a while and needed to unblock myself. The second half isn’t partly stolen though, so yay me.

Hehe, cute! Days like these are so rough.

Days like those are tough. But ouch, a manhole? That would have to hurt, especially after stepping on a nail earlier.

Now that my friend, is what I call a bad day.