I can just picture this guy trying to suavely pull off this defense. Classic criminal behavior with a fruity twist. Great entry to the challenge cause it totally fits and is unique too.
LoA

This made me laugh – a lot! Good luck with the contest! =D

Great entry! I read this one with a smile, a very humorous defense.

For some reason, I see Ricky Gervais as the defendant here…

Hmm, I didn’t write it with Ricky in mind, but I do watch a lot of Ricky and consider him a genius so some of his delivery probably seeped into it.

haha i love it
i can just picture it…
lol

This entry is a winner!