Sung to the tune of “Cat’s in the Cradle” by Harry Chapin

In a Chinese restaurant, did you ever think that
The meal before you was a small kitty cat?
Sure the food tastes great, every single dish
But that sushi on your plate doesn’t have any fish
Inside the wrapper is a tasty treat
Tiny cuts of tender white meat
I know you’ll want to eat.

Chorus

There’s a cat in the sushi at the Peking Loon
Come by anytime, they’ve got plenty of room.
They can feed you kitty and you’ll never know
You can even order it to go, boy
Call now for kitty sushi to go.