so i read the tag and all it says is “happy b-day. sincerely, life” so im thinkin, “umm…what the heck?” but whatevs. i open it anyway. and low-and-behold its two lemons. dos lemons sitting in a bag..ok then.. im kind of freaked out that someone would give me lemons when suddenly i look up and see a rather large man charging towards me. i quickly rip open the lemons and squeeze them into his eyeballs. he screams and falls down. later on i discover that the man had a knife in this pocket and was going to stab me, and also that he was quite allergic to lemons. when i squeezed the lemons it caused an allergic reaction, and he passed out. if i hadnt had those lemons, i could not have just used my bare hands to push him down! this dude was like 300 pounds.. and with that i am introduced to the curiousness of fate.