Kmartluvr: Yeah so I gave her that flower thing and then ya know..

Clueddude: ya know?

Kmartluvr:yeahh you know what comes next

Clueddude:haha!! Ma main Man!!

Kmartluvr: no not like that you perv

Clueddude:oh well you made it sound that way

Kmartluvr:nahh we just hooked up

Clueddude: so how was that?

Kmartluvr: You’re such a freakin’ reject! I’m not telling you, don’t you have your own girlfriend…shouldn’t she tell you how this stuff goes?

Clueddude:Dude! She really should…but I don’t give her time to talk.

Kmartluvr:Like I said, you’re a pervert!! What would Ava say if she heard you, man. I bet you two haven’t even kissed yet.

Clueddude:psshh of course we have!

Kmartluvr: Then why are you asking me what its like?

Clueddude: I dunno. You’re obviously the only guy around here who’s getting any action lately.

Kmartluvr: Why is something wrong with you and Ava?

Clueddude:nahh but she was like “Jason, let’s take a break”

Kmartluvr: Ahh man, it’ll be okay!