Being Kermitgorf (Tad's pen name challenge)
He starts his day like any other. At his computer desk. He sits in his comfy but sturdy chair.. with his breakfast tea. He logs on to AoSnail and consults his email window.
Alas.. his friend (who will remain nameless) has sent him 6 difrent emails. He thinks to himself, how can this be does this person ever sleep?
Once he has completely read his email, he responds to a few.. then he deletes the junk.
He takes up his editing-in-chief responsibilities now. He logs on to this site called ficlets. Where he carefully and thoughtfully reads entries by his most favorite author. He then leaves constructive and helpful comments. To boost awareness of the story and to provide insight. His helpful hints are like grains of wisdom, passed down.
Once his editing duties have commenced he sits down to a game of chess with his talking cat Stovohobo. He accuses his oponet of cheating several times. This is before he wipes the board with him. His triumphiant words echo through the room.. “Check Mate!!”