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Kmartluvr: So are you talking to ur ex now?

Clueddude: lol man, you’re an idiot! She’s still my girlfriend..she just said it..i asked her if this means she wants to break up and she said “no i love you jasonâ€?

Kmartluvr: You’re sucha bad liar it’s sad.

Clueddude: i know i know, she’s ignoring me now..i think your girlfriend is making her hate me..

Kmartluvr: Shut up dude, my girlfriend’s away right now.

Clueddude:oh and why’s that?

Kmartluvr: none of your business!

Clueddude:oh of course, she’s probably in the bathroom.

Kmartluvr: Obviously, her away message says “I’m in the bathroomâ€?…so it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out.

Clueddude:shuddup!

Clueddude:OMG!!

Kmartluvr: What?

Clueddude: She just told me that Tony asked her out today..

Kmartluvr: Oh dude, you’re toast!

Clueddude:hmm and why’s that?

Kmartluvr: Well, I heard a bunch of girls in the hallway on thursday and they were going on and on about how much of a “hottieâ€? he is, and I believe ur not

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