ewww-yuck. Thats so gross. I feel your pain. Why do old women try to do that? It never works!! I would seriously say something. Before she takes it too far

I is gross and she is lonley. Interesting story here.
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Really hope that wasn’t based on personal experience. Kind of a mean twist on the original Mrs. Robinson archetype or situation.
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uh, ew. gross. she should um… act her age? and that goes for anyone wearing some skimpy little robe wen people are over.

I’m both grossed out and entertained by the hilarity of this piece. Funny stuff! (And I’m digging your new icon, by the way. It really suits you!)
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I was inspired to write a sequel from Mrs. R’s point of view. I thought it was only fair. ;)

The title got me chuckling—it’s so innocent and proper sounding.

Very, very gross. And funny.

Oh my goodness! This was, by far, my favorite ficlet that you have written.

Great writing! Eyes on the wall… hilarious!
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Love the title. I can hear my best friend saying it.
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that was gross…nice title though!
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