Great last line. I’m writing a sequel right now…

There’s your sequel.

Okay, so I’ve been passively following this series and I’ve got to say that Tom’s side of the phone conversation is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Ficlets. Not to mention the “girly voice” tag… :-P
LoA

LOL ! I guess it’s an honorable distinction to be the 1st to use the “girly voice” tag. That made my day.