LOL . I wake up at 830 on weekends. Yes I am one of the odd teenagers of my time. I love the image settled thing. Very funny. Milk MOOO rocks!
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stupid computer. There is your five stars!
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Awesome mental image, and totally parental comment. I wake up at 9, rain or shine, weekday or weekend.

Great bit of teenage silliness. Great title and line about the blimp. It’s maybe not the nicest thing to say to your kid, but it seems to have worked.

Talk about a wake-up call.

I had a teacher in middle school that drank at least two bottles of Coke everyday…

I wonder if his teeth are gone?

Great one-sentence characterization for the dad – The “blimp” statement as a follow up to the “barn door” comment deftly paints him as a speaker but not a thinker. Impending friction perhaps?

hahahahahahaha A. Muse Morrington. I’m telling my dad to read your comment right now, lol.

I know you didn’t mean my real dad, just the character, but still… lol

You’ve found your “VOICE” in this dude. Truly interesting and awesome in your own inimitable way! Congrats!

Hehe. I’m just like this in the mornings…my family tend to refer to me as the living dead just after I’ve woken up. Nice little slice of life, well-written and funny.