going for casual, but landing somewhere near Squeaksville.

Very cool and funny line.

I agree with Tad, that’s a great line! And deft job answering both questions I left open at the end of mine. One tiny correction:
a dear in headlights I froze.
Now, we all know Jordan’s a dear (sometimes even a nancy-boy), but I’m guessing you were thinking of deer. :D
LoA

I don’t know what you’re talking about. You must have misread it. Just kidding. Changed the typo. :) Thanks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and I both know what I saw. But that’s all right. ;)
You have another sequel!